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OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE

Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.
Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.

fonzworthcutlass:
You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?
tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

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blackness-by-your-side:

💯

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Someone who doesn’t watch baseball please explain this picture

le-tanger:

bionic-jedi:
Simple. It’s naptime.

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fihli:

it’s midnight and this tweet is giving me a heart attack

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toastoat:

me when im trying to take a self care day so that i stop running on empty but the crippling anxieties about all my responsibilities and work i could be doing wont let me relax

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